Friday, December 12, 2008

Daily Insults (about this Blog)

Here are a collection of Jack's Daily Insults, Daily Thoughts, Funny Sayings, and Daily Inspirations.
This is a BLOG created from a portion of my website pages that were located at:

Yes, The Encantoman a.k.a. Mr. Jack Shiles is back but posting through Blogs and creating that American dream again, called Freedom of Speech, guaranteed to All Americans under The U.S. Constitution.

Her is a comprehensive list of My Daily Insults.
Use them, copy them, and insult somebody. Hell insult everybody.

Remember ... Piss On A MUSLIM Today they really really like it.
Thank you for visiting,
The Famous 1
The Encantoman

Living everyday to give others an ulcer through abstract humor.

IMPORTANT NOTICE: EACH comment section has over 40 insults. Use them daily, people deserve to be shunned, insulted, and beaten down!

Alexander the Great

"I might have conquered the known world but it would have been more fun if I were able to insult my enemies with Jack's Famous Insults."

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Barack Hussein Obama

"No one Insults People Like that Jack. He's my hero, I am having him over for chicken at the White House."

Monday, September 1, 2008

Michel de Nostredame, known as Nostradamus

"I can't understand why I didn't foresee Jack's superb ability to upset the natural order of things through simple insults."

Friday, August 1, 2008

Anthony Hopkins, Hannibal Lecter

"Jack's brilliance is equal only to my devious plotting mind."

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

President George W. Bush

"I should of had Jack in my Cabinet to insult all those damn useless Arabs."

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Don Rickles, Master of Insults

"Jack is a great master of insults, second only to me, ha - ha"

Friday, May 2, 2008

Rosie Odonnell

"Fat people love Jack's insults, I know I am a fat ass idiot, and I love to be insulted by Jack."

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Bill Gates - Microsoft Founder

"I know a lot about computers but that Jack is funny, he really knows how to insult people."

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Andrew Dice Clay a.k.a. Ford Fairlane

"No One Insults Someone as good as Jack Does."

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Barney Fife

I got some infamous quotes from all over for you.....

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Albert Einstein

"Jack is the most intelligent being on earth!"

Sigmund Freud

"Such a serious mind of one named Jack must be studied."

Jack says, "Understand This ..."

Black Jack Pershing

Saturday, January 5, 2008

The 3 Stooges

Moe says poke me in the eye; Larry said a fist full of hair in hand; and Curly says, nyuk nyuk ... Jack make me laugh to I cry!

Sylvester Stallone as Rambo

"That damn Jack kills me."

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

John Wayne as Hondo with his dog

"Real Americans like Jack are getting hard to find."

Stewie says, Read Jack's Stuff or Else

Arnold Schwarzenegger

"I'll terminate you if you don't read Jack's Daily Insults."

Archie Bunker

"If you don't find Jack's Daily Insults funny then you are a 'Meat Head."

Marvin the Martian

"Listen to Jack or I will destroy you all."

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Clint Eastwood a.k.a. Dirty Harry

"My 44 Magnum is a one hell of handgun, but Jack's mind is more powerful."

Alan Greenspan, former Fed Chairman

"I may know a lot about finance and banking but that Jack makes me laugh."

Former President Bill Clinton

"That damn Jack gets a lot more pussy than me."

Captain Kirk says, Jack Out of This World

Playboy's, Hugh Hephner

"Jack he the man."

Andy Rooney says, Wish I'd Thought of These

Thursday, October 11, 2007

BA Baracus

"I pitty the fools that don't read Jack's Daily Insults, where do you think I get my material?"


"Jack is a real genius."

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Mark Twain

"Jack is a great writer, and a marvel of his time."

Leonardo da Vinci

"Jack's abstract insults are the true basis of all humor deep within us all."


"Jack is Great, Jack is Wonderful."

Monday, September 17, 2007

President Teddy Roosevelt

"Jack would make one fine President."


"That Jack Smarter Than Me."

Karl Marx

"Jack Make Me Want To Write A New Book."

Saturday, August 4, 2007

Friedrich Nietzsche

"That Jack a better philospher than me and funnier too."

Plato says, Jack has great mind

Thursday, August 2, 2007

Nikola Tesla

"Jack's Insults Are Electrifying"


"Jack is one super intelligent man"

Charles Darwin

"I should've included Jack's funny stuff in my evolution theory"