Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Alan Greenspan, former Fed Chairman

"I may know a lot about finance and banking but that Jack makes me laugh."

1 comment:

Jack Thinks Shit Happens said...

Hey my neighborhood HOA is having a meeting about the new Muslim family that just moved in. Seems the man is disturbing the neighbors at night by fucking a goat in his backyard.

Hey you’re turning more shades of yellow than a Frenchman just told he’s going into battle.

Girl finding my way through your hairy bush is worse than looking for a needle in a haystack.

Rumor has it you fucked a rabbit dog. I guess that’s why you’re foaming at the mouth.

Homer Simpson has more common sense than you do.

Your girlfriend is so stupid she thinks Mario Brothers is a Pizza joint.

Your kid is so dumb he licks the dead flies off the flyswatter.

I bet you Masturbate in front of your computer.

You're a dumb ass so please hack off your genitals so you don't breed.

You might not have such a sinus problem if you would stop kissing your bosses ass.

Beans, beans they're good for the heart ... the more you eat, the more you fart, the more you fart the better you feel ... so eat your beans with every meal.

Hey girl you might want to remove that goldfish from your vagina.

Hey baby how would like to come home with me and experience my spaghetti and meatballs?

Hey I’m no lawyer but I am pretty sure if you keep sniffing girls butts their gonna arrest you.

Hey if you want to win a WAR then send in the U.S. Marines, but don’t be astounded by the carnage.

Hey I think your Grandma has worms, she is always wiping her naked butt hole on the front lawn.

Hey girl I bet you find all those psycho pathetic losers in movies a lot more sexy than the good guys.

I use the phone so much I am developing a strong bicep arm muscle.

Timeline Reminder: Malaysia Sucks !!

Hey I hear your wife combs her pubic hair with a garden rake.

Well Mary you sissy trot go away.

How would you like me to put my foot up your ass sideways?

On behalf of all real Americans, Islam Eat Shit and Die!

Fart Well, Die Old.


You may be a Goomba if you first found out your father loved you through a Federal wiretap.

My wife says she’s on strike but I can’t tell any difference in the service.

Release the Hounds, there’s a two-legged bow bow at 2 o’clock.

When your girlfriend turns sideways she looks like a zipper with a tongue.

Hey all we have to do is start coating our bullets with Pigs Fat and those filthy Muslim Terrorist will go running into the night like the cowardly screaming banshees they really are.

The next time your wife nags you remind her you weren’t the only one who said, “I Do!”

I bet you have a crush on your imaginary friend. And I wager you make love to her tonight.

I see they don’t call you Mr. Sticky Fingers for nothing.

Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.

She’s so fat she inhaled another fat woman standing near her.

Excuse me blondie would you mind if I borrowed your hair to wash my car with?

A man is a man is a man but only if he keeps his bitch hot for the taking and makes her toe the line.

Next time some little kid comes up and asked if they can rub your baldhead, you just say, “That’s not what your mommy rubs.”

WHAT? What did I say, What did I do, What did I write that makes you angry? Oh, wait a minute I forgot I don’t give a shit!

Muslims everything they have they stole.

Excuse me, I am testing a new vaginal perfume, give me your panties and I’ll see if it works.

PORK the other white meat or black meat or yellow meat, or brown meat, or … You get the idea.

Soccer or Adult male sissy football.

I came, I saw, I kicked it’s sorry ass !!