John Wayne as Hondo with his dog

says,
"Real Americans like Jack are getting hard to find."

Stewie says, Read Jack's Stuff or Else

Arnold Schwarzenegger

says,
"I'll terminate you if you don't read Jack's Daily Insults."

Archie Bunker

says,
"If you don't find Jack's Daily Insults funny then you are a 'Meat Head."

Marvin the Martian

says,
"Listen to Jack or I will destroy you all."

Clint Eastwood a.k.a. Dirty Harry

says,
"My 44 Magnum is a one hell of handgun, but Jack's mind is more powerful."

Alan Greenspan, former Fed Chairman

says,
"I may know a lot about finance and banking but that Jack makes me laugh."

Former President Bill Clinton

says,
"That damn Jack gets a lot more pussy than me."

Captain Kirk says, Jack Out of This World

Playboy's, Hugh Hephner

says,
"Jack he the man."

Andy Rooney says, Wish I'd Thought of These

BA Baracus

says,
"I pitty the fools that don't read Jack's Daily Insults, where do you think I get my material?"

Copernicus

says,
"Jack is a real genius."

Homer Simpson says, duh, Jack, duh

Sun Tzu says, I am great but Jack is greater

Will Rogers says, Give'm Hell Jack

Socrates says, That Jack has Incredible mind

Mark Twain

Says,
"Jack is a great writer, and a marvel of his time."

Leonardo da Vinci

says,
"Jack's abstract insults are the true basis of all humor deep within us all."

Homer

says,
"Jack is Great, Jack is Wonderful."

President Teddy Roosevelt

says,
"Jack would make one fine President."

Galileo

says,
"That Jack Smarter Than Me."

Karl Marx

says,
"Jack Make Me Want To Write A New Book."

Lao Tzu says, Jack one damn funny guy

Friedrich Nietzsche

Says,
"That Jack a better philospher than me and funnier too."

Plato says, Jack has great mind

Nikola Tesla

says,
"Jack's Insults Are Electrifying"

Aristotle

says,
"Jack is one super intelligent man"

Charles Darwin

says,
"I should've included Jack's funny stuff in my evolution theory"

Confucius say, That Jack one darn smart fella

General George Patton says, Jack's Insults reflect true American Genius

Archimedes says, Jack's Insults are the greatest

Al Bundy One Liners, Part 1

Rodney Dangerfield Famous One Liners

The Wisdom of Kelly Bundy, from the TV Show, Married with Childen

George Carlin One Liners, the craziness of it all

W. C. Fields Great Quotes