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Just Think, I won this by insulting people
The Blog Guy Presents
That Jack's Daily Insults and Quotes ...
Are Damn Funny and Very Useful !!!!
That Jack is ....
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Some People Are Totally Brainless
We commonly refer to them as Idiots and Morons
Inspirations Anyone?
Your brain is alive, use it !!
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1 comment:
I think you have been watching too damn many ‘Pinky and The Brain’ cartoon reruns.
Sorry your STD infectious cock is banned from all future gloryholes, at least in the USA.
Remember girl who remove panties today, is whore tomorrow.
Your Mommy loves short bread, short bread.
I want you to know this is NOT a half-baked idea – I spent a lot of time on it and this idea is fully baked!
Peel the stink back and you still have an asshole.
Go home and try and get that 2 pounds of snot out of your butt.
Hey baby how’d like to do the shuberry shuffle with me?
I’m here because I am no longer there.
Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."
I wouldn’t piss up your asshole if your guts were on fire.
Yeah, right! Like I'm going to put that icky thing in my mouth.
Do they ever shut up on your planet?
Don’t just stand there girl show me your tits.
Man invented the wheel so he could get the hell away from a woman in a hurry.
I'm not crazy I've just been in a very bad mood for the last 20 years.
And just how may I fuck you over today?
Sorry nigga we done hired beaners to pick the cotton this year.
Hey Inmate: Let me show you how the guards used to do it.
I wish for a world of peace, harmony, and naked women.
Boobs of today are not boobs of tomorrow.
A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
I gonna slap you so hard it will start in Texas, and will knock your dumb ass clear to Alaska.
I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time.
You! Off my planet!
Practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of SEX.
Friendly checkout clerk: Thanks for keeping me that way!
Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine today?
Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.
Sorry I missed church. I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.
This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
Don’t sneeze in a vagina the buggers resemble warts.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Does your train of thought have a caboose?
The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat.
Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be what ...?
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
Nice aftershave. Must you masturbate in it?
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
Chaos, panic, and disorder … my work here is done.
Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving If you touch me?
I plead contemporary insanity.
And which dwarf are you?
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me I said you look fat in those pants.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Well, this day was a total waste of makeup for you.
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