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"Such a serious mind of one named Jack must be studied."
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The Blog Guy Presents
That Jack's Daily Insults and Quotes ...
Are Damn Funny and Very Useful !!!!
That Jack is ....
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Some People Are Totally Brainless
We commonly refer to them as Idiots and Morons
Inspirations Anyone?
Your brain is alive, use it !!
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I succeeded in spite of management.
Fuck a Mexican today and make a cockroach baby for America tomorrow.
Aim Low have no goals, Avoid Disappointment altogether.
Remember, never lick a self-adhesive stamp.
One of the few things that rivals a sore loser is an arrogant winner.
Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill.
Never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Free enterprise has done more to reduce poverty than all
the government programs dreamed up by liberals.
If you make yourself a sheep, the wolves will eat you.
When you have eliminated the impossible, that which remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
It is stupidity rather than courage to refuse to recognize danger when it is close upon you.
A man should keep his little brain attic stocked with all the furniture that he is likely to need, and the rest he can put away in the lumber room of his library, where he can get it if he wants it.
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Woman was God's second mistake.
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get out of the gate running.
Is this thing gonna shock me or something if I get a wrong answer?
I’m gonna spend the entire time just sitting by the pool, drinking cold Mexican beer in frosty mugs, and looking a bikini waxed babes.
I want that little geek’s head on a plate.
She looks like... Jerry Lewis!
It's tough to follow a dog act.
Payback is a bitch.
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.
A man who keeps feet firmly on the ground will have real trouble putting on pants.
If you run behind a car get you get exhausted.
A girl who wears a wonder bra makes mountains out of foothills.
A man with only one chopstick will go hungry
If you fights your wife all day you will get no piece at night.
Ugly man who lives in a glass house should dress in the basement.
Foolish man gives wife grand piano. Wise man gives wife upright organ.
A man who pees on electric fence receives shocking news.
A man with athletic finger makes broad jump.
Girl who fly upside down have crack up.
A streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work.
It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it.
A man who drops his watch in the toilet will have a shitty time.
A woman with tight pants is pressing her luck.
A man with one hand in his pocket is not necessarily jingling change.
He who goes to sleep with an itchy ass wakes up with stinky fingers.
Learn to Masturbate, it may come in handy.
Any man who goes to bed with a hard problem will wake up with a solution in hand.
A squirrel that runs up a woman's leg will not find any nuts.
Man who kisses woman's ass get crack in jaw.
Any woman not prepared who spends time on bedspring may get offspring.
A girl who rides a bicycle peddles her ass all over town.
A crowded elevator will always smell different to midget.
A man who slides down banister makes his monkey shine.
If you drive like hell, you are bound to get there.
A Condom should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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