Monday, September 17, 2007

President Teddy Roosevelt

"Jack would make one fine President."

1 comment:

Jack, Charging In With Great Insults said...

Men everywhere do the rest of the male race a favor, go home and duct tape your wife’s mouth shut.

I see that you’re bored silly, so do yourself and the world a favor, go kill a Muslim.

If I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you.

Hey she’s only had sex once in her life but of course it was with the entire Chinese Army.

Girls duck tape a ‘Butt Plug’ up your ass for an hour and tomorrow you’ll be able to ‘Walk Like An Egyptian.’

Judge, the ‘Bitch’ actually tried to serve me that other white meat, so I shot her!

If you don’t shut the fuck up I gonna sew your lips shut with piano wire.

I see you made a fashion by-pass.

Why don’t you go out and play in the traffic.

Wow you could have knocked me over with a sack of dead kittens.

Nymphomaniacs .. You just got to love’m.

Taint .. That which lies between .. as in ‘Taint Pussy, Taint Ass.’

I bet you ate yellow snow when you were young, now didn’t you?

Damn look at that, she probably doesn’t even smell yet.

Go take a long walk on a short pier.

Never do drugs and alcohol at the same time it’s a waste of expensive drugs.

When you ate her pussy did all that cock that’s been there before you taste good?

Sweet ‘Pussy Lips’ or fake Camel Toes it’s hard to tell these days.

If you want a good laugh install a mirror on your bedroom ceiling.

BABY DOLL LETS PLAY WAR. I’ll lay down and YOU blow the shit out of me !!

Your ‘Momma’ was an ape-raping whoremonger.

Girl ‘Sex’ is a sensation. It's about a man's temptation, putting his location in a woman's destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?

Hi I'm an alien I am checking for some girls in your phonebook searching ..... searching ..... searching ..... sorry no girls were found in your personal phone directory, conclusion you are gay!

Two weeks of continuous anal sex would straighten that girl right out.

The only blowjob you’ll ever get is from your vacuum cleaner.


Look if you want to get on your ‘Soap Box’ then go down to the park and stand there, let the pigeons shit all over you because we don’t want to hear it.

Don't be sad... don't feel blue... Frankenstein was ugly too...

Shit Happens, so get the fuck over it.

You haven’t lived until you’ve had sex with twins.

Doctors they have a form for every damn thing, they can’t cure you but they can bore you to death.

Go ahead pop your magic Twanger Froggie.

Bend over baby the love train in coming.

I here you finally got laid. But it was in a burned out Mosque full of dead Muslims.

Hey girl jump up on the table and we’ll stuff some dollar bills down your panties.

Today’s children graduate high school ‘Politically Correct’, they can’t read and write, but they have all the correct buzzwords in life. Of course they won’t be able to get a fucking job and the rest of us will have to keep the little twerps.