says,"I might have conquered the known world but it would have been more fun if I were able to insult my enemies with Jack's Famous Insults."
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Just Think, I won this by insulting people
The Blog Guy Presents
That Jack's Daily Insults and Quotes ...
Are Damn Funny and Very Useful !!!!
That Jack is ....
Feel free to use the 'Daily Insults.'
Some People Are Totally Brainless
We commonly refer to them as Idiots and Morons
Inspirations Anyone?
Your brain is alive, use it !!
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A mind full of thoughts should not be wasted
About Me
- Daily Insult
- I like to push the limits of the mind. Insults get the best reactions in people.
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Crazier than a shithouse rat.
Stronger than mule piss with the foam farted off.
Finer than frog hair.
Drunker than a cowboy on a Saturday night.
Slicker than cat shit on a linoleum floor.
Richer than six inch 4-hour long Viagra hard-on.
Tighter than a bull's ass on fight night.
Tighter than a Rednecks ass during fly season.
Grinnin' like a possum eatin' shit out of a light socket.
Nervous as a dog shittin' peach pits.
Awkward as a cub bear jackin' off with boxing gloves.
Funnier than homemade cat shit.
No bigger than a pint of piss.
Queerer than a three dollar bill.
Smoother than a baby's oiled up behind.
Funnier than a one legged man in an ass-kicking contest.
Stupider than a one legged midget in an ass-kicking contest.
Busier than a one-armed paperhanger with the crabs.
Hornier than a two-peckered billy goat.
Fatter than a shithouse spider.
Slicker than the devil in velvet pants.
Sharper than a basketball.
Slicker than two eels fuckin' in a bucket of snot.
Quicker than a fifth grade recess.
Close as two coats of paint.
Standing there like a heifer in heat.
Grinnin' like a cat eatin' shit out of a hairbrush.
Slicker than shit through a tinhorn.
Colder than a witch's tit in a brass brassiere.
Iy so cold, while standing around I had to warm my hands on a witch's tit!
Colder than the balls on a brass monkey.
Colder than a well digger's ass.
Colder than Grampa's prick.
Happier than a pig in muck.
Hotter than the hinges of Hell.
Tighter than a gnat's ass stretched over an oil drum.
Tighter than the bark on a tree.
Shinnin' like a diamond in a goat's ass.
As graceful as a deflated basketball.
Darker than inside a cow.
You are grinning' like a shit eatin' possum.
Happy as a dead pig in the sunshine.
Happier than Michael Jackson in Boys' Town.
Hornier than a three-balled tomcat.
Hungry enough to eat the ass out of a skunk.
Excited as a blind queer in a hot dog factory.
Prettier than puppy turds.
Smarter than a tree full of owls.
Faster than a cat can lick its ass.
Meaner than tiger shit.
Sucks like a bucket of ticks.
Nervous as a whore in church.
Hungrier than a gutted snow bird.
Tougher than a 10-year-old rooster.
Weaker than puppy piss.
Smeller than month old cat litter.
Faster than a dog can raise his leg.
Excited as a blind lesbian in a tuna cannery.
Louder than two skeletons fuckin' on a tin roof, using a beer can for a rubber.
Slicker than greased owl turds.
Slicker than snot on a glass door knob.
Tighter than a crab's ass.
Wilder than a peach orchard boar.
Worthless as a cup of cold horse piss.
Ugly enough to scare a bulldog off a gut wagon.
Drier than a popcorn fart.
Hotter than a fresh-fucked fox in a forest fire.
Uglier than death with a hangover.
Funnier than a fart in a space suit.
Funnier than Ex-Lax in a diarrhea ward.
Uglier than a dead monkey in moonlight.
Funnier than a pay toilet in the diarrhea ward.
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