Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Playboy's, Hugh Hephner




says,
"Jack he the man."

1 comment:

JACK, a real stud muffin said...

Girls shave that pussy hair because it is a well known fact grass doesn’t grow on a playground.

If you want to be a ‘Regular Guy’ then make sure you are wearing ‘The Regular Look’ so the government can properly identify you, because the tax man always comes for the regular guy first!

You got to beat the Man to be the Man.

You see I plan ahead that way I don’t have to do anything right now.

Are you still here, get off the computer, don’t you have a life?

So tell us, which girlfriend are you going to be with tonight, the stolen store mannequin, the cardboard that foldouts, or the inflatable blowup doll?

Ladies lets get it on.

So I hear your having sex with your foreign exchange student.

Hey lets get down to some serious bribery, I want to fuck your daughter, how about fourteen dollars in unmarked bills?

I hear you’re trying to find yourself. But girls tell me you’re just having problems finding that little thing between your legs.

Wait a minute he’s trying to annunciate.

Hey if your pet shits on my property I am gonna rape your wife and piss on your couch.

Now that you bought a parrot the rest of us will have to find someone else’s wife to fuck when they’re not home.

Why don’t you THREE get a room.

Remember guys to avoid Pussy Farts if at all possible.

Hey NO cock sucking aloud here!

Willy Wu why don’t you do that Voodoo that you do so well?

You can have my sister I hear she’s pretty good.

Now look here you Muslim idiots I have enough pictures of your mother with the Baboon, how about sending me some of YOU with Camel.

A prostitute’s job just has too many ups and downs to make it a safe career.

Hey girl if you’re gonna talk at least wipe that cum off your chin first.

Incest it has a way of really brining a family together !!

Yesterday I thought you got a new dog then I just realized it was you walking down the sidewalk with that ugly wife of yours.

Your Mother has sex with Baboons.

Have you NO shame at all?

I saw some pictures of what was left of a suicide bomber, it was ugly, and then I realized the good news was the world had one less useless Muslim.

I can truly see your home is blessed with the Holiday spirits, I see you are passing the cheer around now.

Excuse me madam but it appears your little girl has her training bra on backyards.

Hey girl why don’t you come over to my place, my dog would love to fuck you.

Muslims, Monkeys, and Inbreeding, and Islam thinks we have a problem.

Marriage - that’s when you sleep together but don’t have sex.

Hey are those Tits programmable?

I am a pussy pounding guy.

Hey you stupid Muslim bitch put that Burka (veil) back on you want me to go blind looking at your ugliness?

My therapist said I should get to the root cause of my problems so I came to see you.

Hey lets go take a shit in mud puddle outside a Mosque and watch all the Muslims take a bubble bath.

Hey asshole, don’t judge me unless you’ve walked in my shoes.

Girl if you take that banana out of your ass you may be able to walk upright.

Girl come here I need some place to put my big cock and that mouth of yours is always open so that’s put it to some good use for a change.

So give a Muslim bitch a real Christmas present this year, rip that Burka (veil) off her head and give her a map with directions to the nearest Jewish Temple.

An old guy’s worse nightmare is a hooker with cold hands.

Hey I heard your Father was in a 3-sum with a Camel and a Goat.

My neighbor asked me the other day why my dog was licking his butt. I said he’s trying to get the taste of the Muslim out of his mouth.

Damn girl but if you wanna lick my ass all you have to do is ask.