Monday, September 17, 2007

Karl Marx



says,
"Jack Make Me Want To Write A New Book."

1 comment:

Jack Continues His Insults said...

Why don’t you go fondle yourself?

Remember if a woman sees that a man can do something well he has that JOB for Life!

Girls this is a NO Babble Zone!

‘Organized Labor’ another contradiction in terms.

I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts for eating a Brownie.

Virtually all religions say you will be held accountable when you die. Personally, I think God should be held accountable for this planet we call Earth because it’s a fucking mess. Remember he created it, he made man in his image, so who’s 
really at fault here?

Girl you’re so damn dumb just standing next to you lowers my IQ 10 points!

The best way to describe the so-called ‘War on Drugs’ and it’s success or failure is to equate Law Enforcement running around with a coffee cup in their hands trying to empty the Pacific Ocean.

You filthy animal.

Help keep America beautiful, ‘Go Kill Yourself.’

Peace through superior firepower works for me!

Ok the little strip turned blue and the rabbit is dead, you’re pregnant, so much for Daddy.

Remember guys, never pork a girl while she is wearing nylon pantyhose, it makes her toes curl!

Do us all a favor and go ‘Piss’ up a rope!

Hey ‘SHIT’ for brains!

Go take a Hissy Fit somewhere else.

I can’t get married, I have a phobia about marriage, honest, I even have a doctor’s note want to see it?

Ok so you drool, you fart, you burp, you forget to zip it all the way, you don’t shave, you don’t bathe, you don’t brush your teeth, you babble, you don’t have a job, you drink like a fish, and you haven’t seen your feet in years because of that fat belly ... dammed if I know why you can’t get a date!

Sexual Harassment is the public fucking you get for the private fucking you couldn’t have.

I don’t want to say this bitch’s pussy is used, but I had to wear two condoms, strap a board to my ass so I wouldn’t fall in, and use a flashlight to see the 
edges of the canyon.

Obviously what I said is not what I meant and it certainly wasn’t what you heard!

You’re so ugly your shadow hides in shame.

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors.

A ‘Herbal Enema’ I don’t think so!

If I had a pussy I’d be a fucking Ga-zillionaire by now!

Girl you’re so fucking ugly the mouse jumped up on the chair when it saw you.

Girl you’ve had so many guys you should be traded on the New York Stock Exchange.

Mommy Mommy all the boys at school called me a two-bit whore. So what did you? 
I hit them with my sack of quarters.

Life is hard. It's even harder if you're stupid.

Oh that Paris Hilton she sure is breaking down the social barriers. She has shown how a rich girl can turn herself into trailer park redneck white trash.

I have stood on the shoulders of great MEN: Einstein, Galileo, Magellan, and Heineken.

Remember there are only two reasons to kick a girl out of bed: (1) There is more room on the floor; and (2) A better piece of ASS just walked through the door!

I understand you spend a lot of time with five-finger Molly.

Girl the only way I want to have a conversation with you is if you have a remote control growing out of your ass!

I see your brain is on vacation.

Girls keep fit do your ‘Vaginal Exercises.’