Saturday, August 4, 2007

Friedrich Nietzsche






Says,
"That Jack a better philospher than me and funnier too."

1 comment:

Quiet Please Jack is Thinking said...

What’s all this talk about Sex in the City who cares I’ll take it anywhere, anytime, 
anyhow.

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars ... ladies you know 
who you are.

Now I don’t want you to get excited but I saw your sister’s name and telephone 
number on the Men’s Room Wall at Denny’s.

Baby what do you say I drip some hot wax on your tits and spank your ass?

Hey it looks like your face caught on fire and somebody tried to put it out with 
an ice pick.

Have you ever had a man dressed in ‘Lingerie’ kick your ass?

I don’t piss in your ashtrays so don’t throw your butts in my urinals.

Ribbit Ribbit ... That’s ALL Folks!

Take my advice, or I'll spank you without panties.

I don’t want to say that I am ‘Sperm Fluent’ but girls I got enough to fill all three 
holes and still cover those titties.

Baby, what do you say I show you how I can dribble two balls at one time, make 
a shot, and get it in your basket.

Hey Bill if Hillary gets elected you’ll become the first male ‘First Lady’ so I guess 
that means Madam President will be having the Intern Sex Affairs and you’ll get 
to eat the sloppy leftovers.

Hey, if you throw your used chewing gum down in the mall parking lot one more 
time I’m gonna set your balls on fire!

Go away ‘Son’ you really really bother me!

Beware! Keep fucking with me and your bones are going to be disconnected!

It’s gonna be a lonely night, someone stole my copy of Penthouse Magazine.

Hey I’d like to have about 55 cents worth of that burger buff.

Hey baby come here, sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.

You ate her pussy, well tell me, how did my cock taste ?

The Long, The Short and The Tall - 8 to 80, Crippled and Crazy – Death, Dumb, 
and Blind – All there wet juicy holes are mine!

Hey sweetheart, pull your panties down, cum sit on my face, I can breathe through 
my ears.

Let It Be known to ALL (men, women, children, and living creatures one and all) - 
I will never apologize for killing my country's enemies, in fact I will take great pleasure 
in it, so bring it the fuck on.

Of course I speak German, now get over here and suck my ‘Wang-in-steen’er.’

Ladies I don’t have a swinging wang because a tree trunk doesn’t move in the wind.

Hey you got your “Props Babe’ – You got your dildo, your butt plug, your vibrating 
panties, your sexy undies, your handcuffs, your KY Jelly, your condom pack, your 
video cam, and of course your American Express Card.

Are there anymore TURDS like you at home?

Hey don’t call me a Motherfucker, if you keep your mother off the streets I wont.

You bombastic useless twit of a moron you!

I don’t SHIT YOU, you are my favorite Turd!

I hear your father just got out of prison, and was part of the ‘Shit Packers.’ 
The question is was he giving, receiving or both?

Help stop over population, castrate a Muslim today!

How would you like a hickie?

Girls I freely admit it – I am a Cock Hound in Heat and anyone of your holes will 
do, I am also a Hungry Hound, A Drink till you pass out Hound, and a mean get 
down and dirty Muslim Terrorist stomping Hound of a Junk Yard Dog.

Look fella, why don’t you go rape some bitch that deserves it more.