Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Former President Bill Clinton

"That damn Jack gets a lot more pussy than me."

1 comment:

Jack Who KNows Great T-n-A When He Sees It said...

Hey your sister is the worse fuck I’ve ever had!

I can’t let my dog Slug-o out anymore the Malaysian Muslim bitch across the street keeps sucking his cock and licking his ass.

Hey who’s that following you, Oh sorry my mistake its just your big fat ass.

Hey homeboy your sister is sort of nice for a trollop ghetto gansta bitch.

I just went to the toilet and shit me a smelly horrible BUMI Muslim.

Does your Mommy take her teeth out before she gives blowjobs?

Sorry I’m not paying attention to what you say there are too many voices in my head talking to me all ready.

I am not gonna shake hands with you. I don’t know where your hands have been.

You white boys remember if you go to jail you’re probably gonna end up as a Maytag marshmallow sandwich toy for a bunch of ethnic ghetto lifers.

Remember before you do the bathroom glory hole blowjob it just may be your daughter sucking that cock.

Before you were Mommy’s little boy you were Daddy’s little squirt.

Girl you’ve a got an ass like two scoops of ice cold butter pecan ice cream.

Hey baby what you say I stick my uncooked wiener dog between your soft buns?

Well honey I went for my yearly physical as you asked, and the doctor says if I don’t get sex twice a day I will go blind.

Did you ever wonder if your mother gave your dad a blowjob before she kissed you goodnight?

Hey if you are not lucky enough to marry into money, just may be money will run over your sorry ass with his car then you can sue Mr. Money.

She’s so fine I’d let her piss in my face just to see where it came from.

Non-secretor, you humanoids are irrational, ultimate conclusion extermination necessary.

Don’t you just hate it when your head spins around at 150 miles per hour and when it stops you throw up this ugly green soup looking slim, and you say, ‘The Devil Made Me Do It?’ Not really, however, if you’re a stinking ass wipe of a Muslim this is a daily common occurrence.

Moses may have parted the Red Sea, but let me show you how my throbbing cock can part those pussy lips.

Hey lady would you mind if I pinched your ass?

I heard your Granny likes to hang out at the funeral home so she can get some stiff ones.

Hey girl at least you could wipe that cum off your finger before you put it in your ear.

You are a bombastic simpleton.

So rumor has it you been fucking your baby sister.

Hey babe, how would you like to meet my Uncle Willy and his two bald cousins?

Your daughter could count how many guys she’s sleep with on one hand as long as she is holding a calculator.

I’d punch you in the mouth if you weren’t sucking my cock.

Shut up bitch, go home and change your husband’s dirty diapers.

Girl I here your pussy lips drag the floor when you walk.

Hey you little Muslim bitch go home and clean that Camel Dung off that veil.

Hey girl how would like to come over to my place, cook me diner, and suck my cock?

I wouldn’t fuck your daughter even if I wore a fully body condom.

Hey little girl I see you are wearing an ensemble that says sleazy, slut, and this comes off very easy.

The next time you wanna lick my balls you may want to put your contacts in because that was my asshole you was a licking, not that I am complaining.

I hear your mother just became the neighborhood official Jizz taster. Tell her I’ll be over tonight and piss in her mouth.

All right girls this is a panty raid surrender your panties now!

Remember, to serve does not mean to die for your country it means to make the other worthless ass wipe low life inbred bastard die for his.

I need it really bad !!

Hey girl I hear you suck cock for fun and profit.

So I hear you and your pals got some Play-Doh stole your sister’s Barbie Doll, and built her some new boobs. Then you played with them.