tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1737862426432974390.post6976971293944286368..comments2008-12-12T19:29:37.370-08:00Comments on The Daily Insult: Alexander the GreatDaily Insulthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06981502232928663467noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1737862426432974390.post-28296514428146369502008-12-12T19:29:00.000-08:002008-12-12T19:29:00.000-08:00Crazier than a shithouse rat.Stronger than mule pi...Crazier than a shithouse rat.<BR/><BR/>Stronger than mule piss with the foam farted off.<BR/><BR/>Finer than frog hair.<BR/><BR/>Drunker than a cowboy on a Saturday night.<BR/><BR/>Slicker than cat shit on a linoleum floor.<BR/><BR/>Richer than six inch 4-hour long Viagra hard-on.<BR/><BR/>Tighter than a bull's ass on fight night.<BR/><BR/>Tighter than a Rednecks ass during fly season.<BR/><BR/>Grinnin' like a possum eatin' shit out of a light socket.<BR/><BR/>Nervous as a dog shittin' peach pits.<BR/><BR/>Awkward as a cub bear jackin' off with boxing gloves.<BR/><BR/>Funnier than homemade cat shit.<BR/><BR/>No bigger than a pint of piss.<BR/><BR/>Queerer than a three dollar bill.<BR/><BR/>Smoother than a baby's oiled up behind.<BR/><BR/>Funnier than a one legged man in an ass-kicking contest.<BR/><BR/>Stupider than a one legged midget in an ass-kicking contest.<BR/><BR/>Busier than a one-armed paperhanger with the crabs.<BR/><BR/>Hornier than a two-peckered billy goat.<BR/><BR/>Fatter than a shithouse spider.<BR/><BR/>Slicker than the devil in velvet pants.<BR/><BR/>Sharper than a basketball.<BR/><BR/>Slicker than two eels fuckin' in a bucket of snot.<BR/><BR/>Quicker than a fifth grade recess.<BR/><BR/>Close as two coats of paint.<BR/><BR/>Standing there like a heifer in heat.<BR/><BR/>Grinnin' like a cat eatin' shit out of a hairbrush.<BR/><BR/>Slicker than shit through a tinhorn.<BR/><BR/>Colder than a witch's tit in a brass brassiere.<BR/><BR/>Iy so cold, while standing around I had to warm my hands on a witch's tit!<BR/><BR/>Colder than the balls on a brass monkey.<BR/><BR/>Colder than a well digger's ass.<BR/><BR/>Colder than Grampa's prick.<BR/><BR/>Happier than a pig in muck.<BR/><BR/>Hotter than the hinges of Hell.<BR/><BR/>Tighter than a gnat's ass stretched over an oil drum.<BR/><BR/>Tighter than the bark on a tree.<BR/><BR/>Shinnin' like a diamond in a goat's ass.<BR/><BR/>As graceful as a deflated basketball.<BR/><BR/>Darker than inside a cow.<BR/><BR/>You are grinning' like a shit eatin' possum.<BR/><BR/>Happy as a dead pig in the sunshine.<BR/><BR/>Happier than Michael Jackson in Boys' Town.<BR/><BR/>Hornier than a three-balled tomcat.<BR/><BR/>Hungry enough to eat the ass out of a skunk.<BR/><BR/>Excited as a blind queer in a hot dog factory.<BR/><BR/>Prettier than puppy turds.<BR/><BR/>Smarter than a tree full of owls.<BR/><BR/>Faster than a cat can lick its ass.<BR/><BR/>Meaner than tiger shit.<BR/><BR/>Sucks like a bucket of ticks.<BR/><BR/>Nervous as a whore in church.<BR/><BR/>Hungrier than a gutted snow bird.<BR/><BR/>Tougher than a 10-year-old rooster.<BR/><BR/>Weaker than puppy piss.<BR/><BR/>Smeller than month old cat litter.<BR/><BR/>Faster than a dog can raise his leg.<BR/><BR/>Excited as a blind lesbian in a tuna cannery.<BR/><BR/>Louder than two skeletons fuckin' on a tin roof, using a beer can for a rubber.<BR/><BR/>Slicker than greased owl turds.<BR/><BR/>Slicker than snot on a glass door knob.<BR/><BR/>Tighter than a crab's ass.<BR/><BR/>Wilder than a peach orchard boar.<BR/><BR/>Worthless as a cup of cold horse piss.<BR/><BR/>Ugly enough to scare a bulldog off a gut wagon.<BR/><BR/>Drier than a popcorn fart.<BR/><BR/>Hotter than a fresh-fucked fox in a forest fire.<BR/><BR/>Uglier than death with a hangover.<BR/><BR/>Funnier than a fart in a space suit.<BR/><BR/>Funnier than Ex-Lax in a diarrhea ward.<BR/><BR/>Uglier than a dead monkey in moonlight.<BR/><BR/>Funnier than a pay toilet in the diarrhea ward.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com