tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1737862426432974390.post7406786984691532574..comments2008-12-12T19:29:37.370-08:00Comments on The Daily Insult: Marvin the MartianDaily Insulthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06981502232928663467noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1737862426432974390.post-5994397299760016182007-12-12T06:25:00.000-08:002007-12-12T06:25:00.000-08:00Hey you wanna tell your sister to stop sneaking in...Hey you wanna tell your sister to stop sneaking in the Mens Room and eating the mints in the urinals.<BR/><BR/>Ladies if you want ‘Romance’ read a good novel.<BR/><BR/>Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.<BR/><BR/>I ate a pork sandwich and puke on a Muslim today. But I feel pretty good now.<BR/><BR/>Harvard is a place where egotistical snobbish rich assholes attend college so they can brag they went to ‘Harvard.’<BR/><BR/>Remember, Beer and Chocolate there not just for breakfast anymore.<BR/><BR/>Girl instead of using that tongue of yours for all that useless nagging and bitching why don’t you put it to real use and lick my balls?<BR/><BR/>Excuse me while I have a ‘Brain Fart.’<BR/><BR/>My dick gets hard just thinking about a woman with BIG Juicy Wet Lips.<BR/><BR/>I hear your wife uses a weed whacker to trim her pubic hair.<BR/><BR/>Ladies before you roll away from me in bed, remember that anal hole is mighty tempting.<BR/><BR/>Remember ‘Ladies’ sucking your man’s throbbing member is NOT an option.<BR/><BR/>Male Cheerleader, or a contradiction in terms, you decide.<BR/><BR/>Just ‘Bitch Slap’ that little queer faggot into oblivion.<BR/><BR/>Ladies remember blowjobs equal pay raises.<BR/><BR/>If you want my dog to stop licking your son’s cock put some pants on the boy.<BR/><BR/>Hey can you have your wife come over and lick the sweat off my balls? I haven’t showered in a week and they’re starting to itch.<BR/><BR/>I couldn’t find a Muslim to PISS on today so I went down and took a good shit in the local mosque.<BR/><BR/>She is definitely a two-bagger. You put one bag over her head and one over your head in case one falls off.<BR/><BR/>Remember, if your dog shits on my lawn, I am going to rape your wife.<BR/><BR/>Excuse me sir, but you can have your whore, I mean daughter back now.<BR/><BR/>Remember you can’t pick your parents!<BR/><BR/>My wife is so fat, I have to slap her thighs and ride the wave in.<BR/><BR/>When I was a child we were so poor, when I walked my clothes ‘whistled.’<BR/><BR/>Next time she asks you your name, tell her. Then before she can say anything else you say, “Small talks over lets go fuck now.”<BR/><BR/>Hey rumor has it your daughter’s poop shoot was found occupied by her own bother’s snake during a drug bust in the park.<BR/><BR/>Tell me, are you a spitter or a swallower?<BR/><BR/>Go ahead whip it out, I dare you!<BR/><BR/>Cheerleaders or Sluts, yet then how I must digress.<BR/><BR/>Porn may not be clearly legally defined but I know it when I see it.<BR/><BR/>You have F E A R: That equates to = Frustration, Ego, Anal Retentive.<BR/><BR/>Sometimes you feel like a nut sometimes you don’t. But if you feel like a fruit go eat a faggot.<BR/><BR/>They say giving birth is a beautiful thing to look at. I think it looks like a Saint Bernard dripping wet that was just drug through the cat door backwards.<BR/><BR/>Ladies life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hairstylist and salon you like.<BR/><BR/>If women can fake orgasms, then men can fake like they care.<BR/><BR/>I’ll be able to pay you the money I owe you tomorrow right after your wife gives me a blowjob today.<BR/><BR/>Hey like I explained to your daughter, I am not cock boy I am cock man and she can be my sidekick.<BR/><BR/>Excuse me can you go into the other room we want to talk about you.<BR/><BR/>Remember FAT Chicks can’t jump but they do make a big splash when they’re shoved out of a window. <BR/><BR/>You are a load that your mother should have swallowed!<BR/><BR/>Your sister she’s a hand job giver but she’s awful good at it.<BR/><BR/>There’s no real Devil, that’s just GOD with a hangover.<BR/><BR/>Work sucks, lets all leave and go fuck the bosses wife.<BR/><BR/>I am hear to do good for all of mankind; what others are here for, I have no damn idea.<BR/><BR/>Hey lady, eat my crackers.<BR/><BR/>I’d let you talk with my psychiatrist but he exists only in my head.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com